i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
