omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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