Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
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