My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
