Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
