You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's never too late to be topless.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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