So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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