I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
where are you?
Hypothermia
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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