sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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