dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize
