Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
