that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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