Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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