READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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