Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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