i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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