God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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