I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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