Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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