i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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