THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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