I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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