Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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