That's intense
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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