He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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