people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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