Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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