HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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