He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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