I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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