Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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