We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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