you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just want nice things and good sex
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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