Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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