What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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