So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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