Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
