I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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