He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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