Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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