dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
im having a threesome with these popsicles
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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