that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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