dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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