I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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