It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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