I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Let's paint friendship bongs
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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