Do vagina's smell?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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