There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
