it wasn't lemon gatorade
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Randomize
