Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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